Burlesque Acts

APHRODITE’S FOUNTAIN
With all the beauty and elegance of the goddess Aphrodite herself, Lolita takes to the stage in a gown of gold and white and teases the audience with a bit of a tease, but before she takes it off completely – a surprise reveal of her large working water fountain has you wondering or hoping what is next? A grand finale has Lolita playing inside her fountain getting fully and completely wet. This act can be performed with or without Her Gentlemen Callers.

Alternatively, this act can be performed as The Fountain of Youth. Old Lady Lolita wanders on stage full of aches and pains, barely able to walk… when she takes a break and drinks from the fountain, suddenly she realizes she no longer needs her cane and her pain is gone! She dances a jig and finds herself immersing herself in the fountain and transforms into the youthful beauty she always was! The Fountain of Youth is meant to be performed solo.

BUMPITY BUMP
This is as classic as it gets!! A true bump and grind with tassel twirling. This act seems like it came straight out of the past. Starting with a mint green satin dress and beaded fringe bra, Lolita bumps and grinds her way down to lovely pink panel skirts and from there a dazzling display of tassel twirling skills!

JEU DIABOLIQUE
A hauntingly beautiful fan dance in the spirit of Faith Bacon and Sally Rand with the alluring personal touch only Lolita can give. With a barely there costume inspired by the art nouveau movement, Lolita will take your breath away with this Wicked Game she plays.

LOVE MAGIC
A raunchy skit strip that will have you gagging!! It’s date night for our leading man and his “girlfriend”, Lolita, a blowup doll. Only something just isn’t working for him. It’s with a wish as he falls asleep that a fairy godmother comes out and grants his wish of having a “real girl”. Once Lolita comes to life comic hilarity ensues and you never know what may happen!!

OBSESSION
Coming all the way from Quahog it’s MEG GRIFFIN!! Lolita performs as Meg Griffin who has quite the obsession with Brian Griffin… just how far does she take her love for the martini drinking good boy? You’ll have to watch the episode to find out. Based on both Lolita’s love for Seth MacFarlane and the episode of Family Guy with the same storyline, this act is to have everyone who is remotely familiar with Family Guy laughing! Small details are added for the true Family Guy fan, but won’t take away from those not as well versed in the show.

SOLO IN THE SPOTLIGHT
Classic slow burn Burlesque that highlights the stocking strip in the way you imagine Barbie always would. Lolita Haze brings the glamour of Barbie to the stage in her replica gowns for Solo in the Spotlight Barbie and Enchanted Evening Barbie. The icon has come to life!

TOMBSTONE
Inspired by the old saloons in Tombstone, ARZ, Lolita takes you back in time as a gentle lady of the Old West, but like many of the ladies of the day, cheeky seduction was a coveted skill. This act can be performed along with Her Gentlemen Callers or solo. With a costume of red and white and adorned with roses, this act is sure to show how the west was won!

EROTICA

Madonna has been Lolita’s biggest inspiration in her life. In the original performance of Erotica, Lolita pays tribute to the Queen of Pop with an act inspired by the music video for Erotica. The sensual domination of Mistress and slave takes to the stage giving the audience a voyeuristic front row seat.

In the Avengers Variant of Erotica, it is Black Widow who takes the roll of Mistress to the submissive Captain America. Making sure everyone knows it is the woman who is in charge of America’s ass.

JINGLE BELLE

Jingling her way into the Holiday Spirit with a fun and energetic shimmy strip with a costume full of Jingle Bells! A celebration of the Christmas classic with the music of Chris Isaak and Gwen Stefani!

SNOW QUEEN

A hauntingly beautiful fan dance in the spirit of Faith Bacon and Sally Rand with the alluring personal touch only Lolita can give. With a white dress of delicate crystals and L.E.D. Crystal crown, Lolita will take your breath away with this new take of The Nutcracker’s Snow Queen. Snowfall effect available for certain venues.

*Alternate version performed to Andrea Bocelli’s White Christmas.